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ssherman 11-25-2002 10:15 AM

Missing in Action!
 
This is Jenny Jones...has anyone seen my Boss, Ssherman? He left to Key West last week and I haven't heard from him other than a bunch of jumbled messages with loud music and lots of screaming! This morning I got a phone call from a girl named Tia, who says she has on a Cheetah-print fur shirt, a stack of business cards with Shane's name on them, and a Jesse James tattoo on her ass. Anybody know where I might start looking for him? She left her work number...it was a place called the "Red Garter"...anyone familiar with that resturant? I found his flight itinerary, but there is no return flight scheduled!!! Please help!
Thanks,
A lonely receptionist.

Tbonepmp 11-25-2002 10:19 AM

IF I WAS YOU, I WOULD START CALLING ALL THE LOCAL GAY BARS IN KEY WEST... YOU KNOW HOW SHANE GETS WHEN HE STARTS DRINKING!:eek: HIS TRUE COLORS COME OUT AND THOSE TEND TO BE THE COLORS OF A RAINBOW!!!!!!! :p :D

DJD 11-25-2002 10:24 AM

Ahhhhhh, the Red Garter.....such nice memories........
If he is stuck there, he is in good hands until his money runs out.
I can hear him now, "but she REALLY did like me".

ssherman 11-25-2002 10:29 AM

You guys are too funny! So the RG is a strip club....I see. I wonder why he didn't take me?!?! I can pick up on the ladies better than him! ;)

jawbreakerkid 11-25-2002 11:23 AM


Originally posted by ssherman
I can pick up on the ladies better than him! ;)
i would have to agree, i've seen pictures.... :D

chad

ssherman 11-25-2002 11:43 AM

Which ones? He doesn't have any good ones!

jawbreakerkid 11-25-2002 11:49 AM


Originally posted by ssherman
Which ones? He doesn't have any good ones!
i think you were in a tuxedo shirt. i remember one on his truck too. :) so where are the good ones??? ;)

chad

26scarab 11-25-2002 11:51 AM

The "red Garter" , isn't that the real small narrow barely lit strip joint on Duvall ?
I have a vague memory of a place like that from last year!! :D

ssherman 11-25-2002 11:57 AM

Chad: I'll never tell about other pics! Those were bad ones though..God, were we drunk! You think SSherman can get pics of us like that any other way?!?

Ron P 11-25-2002 11:59 AM

Oh I can't wait to see Shane's response to this one.

HELMETS ON!!


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