Turkey day funny: ATM instructions
 

Subject: ATM instructions
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> > >
> > >MALE PROCEDURE
> > >
> > >1. Drive up to the cash machine.
> > >
> > >2. Put down your car window.
> > >
> > >3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
> > >
> > >4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
> > >
> > >5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt
> > >
> > >6. Put window up
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> > >7. Drive off
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> > >
> > >
> > >FEMALE PROCEDURE
> > >
> > >1. Drive up to cash machine
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> > >2. Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine
> > >
> > >3. Set parking brake. Put the window down
> > >
> > >4. Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat to locate

card.

> > >
> > >5. Turn the radio down
> > >
> > >6. Attempt to insert card into machine
> > >
> > >7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive
> > >distance from the car
> > >
> > >8. Insert card
> > >
> > >9. Re-insert card the right way up.
> > >
> > >10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the

inside

> > >back
> > >page
> > >
> > >11. Enter PIN.
> > >
> > >12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
> > >
> > >13. Enter amount of cash required
> > >
> > >14. Check make up in rear view mirror
> > >
> > >15. Retrieve cash and receipt
> > >
> > >16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside
> > >
> > >17. Place receipt in back of checkbook
> > >
> > >18. Re-check make-up again
> > >
> > >19. Drive forwards 2 feet
> > >
> > >20. Reverse back to cash machine
> > >
> > >21. Retrieve card
> > >
> > >22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot
> > >provided
> > >
> > >23. Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male driver in

> line

> > >behind you
> > >
> > >24. Restart stalled engine and pull off
> > >
> > >25. Drive for 2 to 3 miles
> > >
> > >26. Release Parking Brake.

:p

:D :D

couple of years ago i pull up to atm , someones card is sticking out.
brought it home , looked the name up in the phone book and called.

person answered , tell person where i live , person will be right over.
give the card to person.
person proptly turns and leaves.
no thankyou , FU , or kiss my a....

guess persons gender
:)

LOTO - I can't believe that you were so rude as to NOT drive over and deliver the card to her! No wonder she was upset....:p

(Actuallly, she was probably upset with the recent repair bill for fixing her parking brakes.....)

LOL!!!
exactly true...