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Old 11-28-2002, 10:44 AM
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> > >MALE PROCEDURE
> > >
> > >1. Drive up to the cash machine.
> > >
> > >2. Put down your car window.
> > >
> > >3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
> > >
> > >4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
> > >
> > >5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt
> > >
> > >6. Put window up
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> > >7. Drive off
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> > >
> > >FEMALE PROCEDURE
> > >
> > >1. Drive up to cash machine
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> > >2. Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine
> > >
> > >3. Set parking brake. Put the window down
> > >
> > >4. Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat to locate

card.

> > >
> > >5. Turn the radio down
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> > >6. Attempt to insert card into machine
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> > >7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive
> > >distance from the car
> > >
> > >8. Insert card
> > >
> > >9. Re-insert card the right way up.
> > >
> > >10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the

inside

> > >back
> > >page
> > >
> > >11. Enter PIN.
> > >
> > >12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
> > >
> > >13. Enter amount of cash required
> > >
> > >14. Check make up in rear view mirror
> > >
> > >15. Retrieve cash and receipt
> > >
> > >16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside
> > >
> > >17. Place receipt in back of checkbook
> > >
> > >18. Re-check make-up again
> > >
> > >19. Drive forwards 2 feet
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> > >20. Reverse back to cash machine
> > >
> > >21. Retrieve card
> > >
> > >22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot
> > >provided
> > >
> > >23. Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male driver in

> line

> > >behind you
> > >
> > >24. Restart stalled engine and pull off
> > >
> > >25. Drive for 2 to 3 miles
> > >
> > >26. Release Parking Brake.
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Old 11-28-2002, 12:06 PM
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couple of years ago i pull up to atm , someones card is sticking out.
brought it home , looked the name up in the phone book and called.

person answered , tell person where i live , person will be right over.
give the card to person.
person proptly turns and leaves.
no thankyou , FU , or kiss my a....

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LOTO - I can't believe that you were so rude as to NOT drive over and deliver the card to her! No wonder she was upset....

(Actuallly, she was probably upset with the recent repair bill for fixing her parking brakes.....)
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LOL!!!
exactly true...
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