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glassdave 11-29-2002 12:31 PM

thought this was funny
 
thought this was kinda funny. dont know if it has been up before but i just saw it.hehe


>
>
> > > MONEY
> > > It can buy a House...............But not a Home
> > > It can buy a Bed..................But not Sleep
> > > It can buy a Clock................But not Time
> > > It can buy you a Book..........But not knowledge
> > > It can buy you a Position......But not Respect
> > > It can buy you Medicine.......But not Health
> > > It can buy you Blood............But not Life
> > > It can buy you Sex..............But not Love
> > >
> > > So you see money isn't everything. And it often causes pain and
>suffering.
> > > I tell you all this because......
> > >
> > > I am your Friend, and as your Friend, I want to take away your pain and
> > > suffering...
> > >
> > > So send me all your money..........and I will suffer for you.
> > > CASH ONLY PLEASE!!!!

HyperBaja 11-29-2002 12:34 PM

Im gona save that one!!

Steve 1 11-29-2002 02:04 PM

Good one Dave !:) :D :D :D

Shah Mat 11-30-2002 07:18 AM

Yea but.................
 
Money can buy a POWERBOAT

US1 Fountain 11-30-2002 09:34 AM

Money can buy a powerboat
Powerboat is happiness
Money CAN buy happiness. ;)

I want to be happier!!!!!!!!!!!

Audiofn 11-30-2002 09:46 AM

I give that one :D:D:D

SOOOOOOO TRUE

Jon

SABER28 11-30-2002 08:12 PM

in the words of redd foxx "money cant buy love, but it can buy something that looks and acts like love":D


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