thought this was funny
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Neno the mind boggler
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thought this was kinda funny. dont know if it has been up before but i just saw it.hehe
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> > > MONEY
> > > It can buy a House...............But not a Home
> > > It can buy a Bed..................But not Sleep
> > > It can buy a Clock................But not Time
> > > It can buy you a Book..........But not knowledge
> > > It can buy you a Position......But not Respect
> > > It can buy you Medicine.......But not Health
> > > It can buy you Blood............But not Life
> > > It can buy you Sex..............But not Love
> > >
> > > So you see money isn't everything. And it often causes pain and
>suffering.
> > > I tell you all this because......
> > >
> > > I am your Friend, and as your Friend, I want to take away your pain and
> > > suffering...
> > >
> > > So send me all your money..........and I will suffer for you.
> > > CASH ONLY PLEASE!!!!
>
>
> > > MONEY
> > > It can buy a House...............But not a Home
> > > It can buy a Bed..................But not Sleep
> > > It can buy a Clock................But not Time
> > > It can buy you a Book..........But not knowledge
> > > It can buy you a Position......But not Respect
> > > It can buy you Medicine.......But not Health
> > > It can buy you Blood............But not Life
> > > It can buy you Sex..............But not Love
> > >
> > > So you see money isn't everything. And it often causes pain and
>suffering.
> > > I tell you all this because......
> > >
> > > I am your Friend, and as your Friend, I want to take away your pain and
> > > suffering...
> > >
> > > So send me all your money..........and I will suffer for you.
> > > CASH ONLY PLEASE!!!!
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Ginger or Mary Ann?
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Money can buy a powerboat
Powerboat is happiness
Money CAN buy happiness.
I want to be happier!!!!!!!!!!!
Powerboat is happiness
Money CAN buy happiness.
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I want to be happier!!!!!!!!!!!
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in the words of redd foxx "money cant buy love, but it can buy something that looks and acts like love"
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