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Christmas present for little Luke

Old 12-05-2002, 03:12 PM
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Christmas present for little Luke

Christmas Present for Luke.....

Little Luke had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ask his shrink what to do.

The shrink said, 'Since Christmas is coming up, you should ask Luke what he wants Santa to bring him. If He cusses while he tells you his wish list, leave a pile of dog **** in place of the gifts or gifts he requests.' Two days before Christmas, Luke's father asked him what he wanted for Christmas.

'I want a damn teddy bear laying right beside me when I wake up. When I go downstairs I want to see a damn train going around the damn tree. And when I go outside I want to see a damn bike leaning up against the damn garage.' On Christmas morning, little Luke woke up and rolled over into a pile of dog ****.
Confused, he walked downstairs and saw another pile under the tree. Scratching his head, he walked outside and saw a huge pile of dog **** by the garage.

When Luke walked back inside with a curious look on his face, his dad smiled and asked, 'What did Santa bring you this year?' Luke replied, 'I think I got a dog but I can't find the son-of-a-*****!
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