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Old 12-06-2002, 11:21 AM
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Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists
are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now . .
No beer
No booze
No bars
No television
No cheerleaders
No baseball
No football
No basketball
No hockey
No golf
No tailgate parties
No hooters
No pork BBQ
No hot dogs
No burgers
No lobster, shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
Rags for clothes and towels for hats
Constant wailing from the guy next door
because he's sick and there are no doctors
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower
No chocolate chip cookies
No Christmas
You can't shave
Your wife can't shave
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey
cooked over burning camel dung
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times
Your bride is picked by someone else
She smells just like your donkey
But your donkey has a better disposition
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
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Old 12-06-2002, 02:11 PM
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Old 12-07-2002, 02:02 PM
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Wow, when you look at it that way you almost feel bad for the towel headed bastards.
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Old 12-07-2002, 02:32 PM
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Old 12-07-2002, 02:36 PM
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But they can have like 4 or 6 wives too.
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