Friday funny........
Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's
> shelves this week with "Clinton Soup, " that will honor one of the nation's > most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water. > >Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill > Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will begin production in Canada this year. > >When Clinton was asked what he thought about foreign affairs, he replied: > "I don't know, I never had one." > >American Indians have nicknamed Bill Clinton as "Walking Eagle" because > he is so full of crap he can't fly. > >Clinton only lacks three things to become one of America's finest > leaders: integrity, vision, and wisdom. > >Clinton was doing the work of three men: Larry, Curly, and Moe. > >Revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, > the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you > need to know." > >Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be > changed regularly, and for the same reason. > |
geez.......tough crowd............
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