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Old 12-10-2002, 10:43 AM
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The coincidence

The Coincidence
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> A man sat at a local bar savouring a double martini
> when an attractive woman sat down next to him. The
> bartender served her a glass of vodka and orange
> juice.
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> The man turned to her and said, "This is a special
> day. I'm celebrating."
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> What a coincidence. I'm celebrating too," she
> replied, clinking glasses with him. "What are you
> celebrating?" she asked.
>
> "As it happens, I'm a chicken farmer, and for years
> all my hens were infertile, but today they're
> finally fertile."
>
> "What a coincidence", she said. "For years my
> husband and I have been trying to have a child.
> Today my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant! How did
> your chickens become fertile?" she asked.
>
> "Oh, I switched cocks," he replied.
>
> "What a coincidence ..." she said
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hummmmm...i wonder how you would know that
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