3 is good...............4 they melt. It's all scientific studies I've performed.

especially if they are wet

Only if their hair is made of steel wool......................try that next. Have a fire extinquisher nearby.

although a possible good Idea, after the ******* shooting my dog and suffering and unknow origin of seeming heartless and flat out disturbing pranks (they think it must have come from some sort of online message board from the wide spead of post marks) I feel the poodle test would have to be declined.. Some will remember this

here kitty kitty

Do you mean boating "poodles"? Welcome to the board.

You Guys I woke Monica up Laughing my ass off reading this
its 2:30am on the east coast , Damn funny
Now I have to go to bed before I head out to the garage for a 1157

Here is that CC I mentioned before.........it was a smooth surface.....then lightening blasted across it in the microwave.

Before the Mars Blaster

After the Mars Blaster