mrs.crane . . . im looking at you . . . you wore green so you can hide . . . . huhuhuh . . .i dont blame you . . . . . yer a tramp . . . . . oooo ..ooo . . that was a good one . . . yer a little monkey woman, arent ya . . .yer a little lean, a little mean . . .an alittle not so far between i bet



cool thing about caddyshack, its quotable from start to finish. anybody that truley knows the movie, knows what i mean. every line is recognizable

"He called me a baboon, he thinks I'm his wife"

"Hey Smails, my dingy is bigger than your whole boat"

"Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must have been something before electricity."

"Your a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?"

"It's easy to grin, when your ship comes in, and you've got the stock market beat. But the man who's worth while, is the man who can smile, when his shorts are too tight in the seat."

"Gambling is illegal at Bushwood sir........ and I never slice."

"You'll get nothing and like it, Spaulding!"

"Your not being the ball Danny."

" I'll slack you off you fuzzy little foreigner."

"Au revoir Gopher!"

" now I know why tigers eat their young"

"i'd keep playing, I don't believe the heavy stuff will come down for awhile"

"your honor your honor"

"Dance of the living dead"

"dooodies"

now I gonna have to watch it tonite
Mattyboy

Where did the ball land Ty?
Right in the lumber yard.

So what do you do for fun?
I like to skinny ski, and go to bullfights on acid.

"This is really good stuff. I got it from a negro"

"Don't sell yourself short judge. Your a tremendous slouch."

"Thats a peach hun. Boy I'm hot today"

I got a pool and a pond the pond would be good for you.