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Old 12-11-2002, 03:03 PM
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Default T'was the night before christmas...OSO style

I think it's about that time.....Might as well make this an anual thing Enjoy!

Twas the night before christmas
all through out the OSO board
All the members were lerking
a big happy OSO hoard

Members were post hoaring
typing of this and that
hunkering down in their chairs
for a nice OSO chat.

As I sat in my seat
I heard this big rumble
I thought to myself
"what the hell is that??" in a grumble

I walked to the window
and what I did see
made my jaw drop
for surely it couldn't be.

What I saw made me run
as fast as I possibly could
out through the front door
into the neighborhood

For there in the street
was a big 'ol red sleigh
but what was in tow
made me say, "No f*ckin way!!"

The big jolly man
sitting up in the seat
he turned to me winked,
and jumped down to his feet.

"Well what do you think
on this fine christmas eve?
Should I drop it right here?"
as he rolled up his sleave.

He pointed to
the rear of his ride
is that a tripple axle trailer?
excitement I could not hide.

I can tell you this much
as I looked the trailer front to back
a fine candy paint job
custom rims and in fact,

This had to be
the nicest trailer I've seen!
But it was what was on top
If you know what I mean!!

At this point santa said,
"Was it a cat or a vee?
the writing in your list,
was to sloppy to see."

I said in stunned words
a 42 vee bottom
He threw something
I looked up in time and caught em.

two Cigarette keys
I looked back at the boat
It was just as I pictured
Just like I wrote.

An awsome thing sat there
a beutiful boat
man I cant wait
to get this a float!

Santa ran down the list
Blower scoops, gafrig gauges, blower motors,
number 6 drives, custom paint,
It even has those cool Cig key floaters.

St. Nick looked at me
then said, something smart,
"Heres a gas card,
you'll need some for it to start."

I looked at santa
and said, "You're the best!"
He put a hand on my shoulder
and said know to the rest

Your OSO buddies
have been requesting the same type of stuff
He jumped to his sleigh
with a little bit of huff.

I've got lots of deliveries
lots of trips to my boat shop
OSO is world wide
Alot of area's to stop!

The reindeer will be pulling
extra hours tonight
pulling these big boats
Makes for a rough flight.

he said enjoy that new cig
I sure enjoy mine
throttles wide open
I've been known to get a fine.

Before he left on his way
into the big night sky
He said, "make sure you post this,
I can read my laptop on the fly!"

But wait till the morning
Dont want to ruin the supprise
I shoule start taking pictures
of the look from you guys!

I could post them on the board
there on OSO
That would be akick
OH look at the time I must go.

As he took flight in his sleigh
He yelled down and said to me
Last year I got OSO stickers
This year a shirt would be good for free!!

I'll see you on OSO
I lurk when Im in flight
Merry christmas to all
and to all a good night!!


Tank

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Old 12-11-2002, 03:08 PM
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EXCELLENT TANK!!!!!!

Please send Santa my way next.
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Tank, you read my Christmas list! Ididnt think anyone cared
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Tis the season - AND I LOVE IT!
 
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Nice work Tank

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If it were only true.
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Ok Im telling everyone No parking in the driveway Christmas Eve
I want to leave room for Santa to get the new baby in without scratching it



thanks Tank for warning me
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Ok Im telling everyone No parking in the driveway Christmas Eve
I want to leave room for Santa to get the new baby in without scratching it



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I'm always looking out for my boys!!
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