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boot 12-11-2002 05:40 PM

Bang !!!!!!!!!
 
F#*%+"~`#@%&^*HOLE !!!!!!:mad:

WHat a day ........
Just got my new truck smashed !:mad:
Why can't people drive ?!?!?
I'm in the left lane on a 4 lane road , The guy next to me in the right lane desides to make a left turn by going THROUGH my truck instead of around it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Even the cop felt bad for me ..........It's not realy that bad . Busted light , bent bumper, scratched hood and fender .

His car is wiped out from the front pumper to the back on the drivers side , door caved in , windows blown out etc. !

Never fails ,it's always when your on your way to do something fun ,then you miss out .......

I think new cars should come with special sensors in them .

IF you step on the brake on a highway , the head rest on the seat should come forward and smash you in the head !!

If you turn the wheel beyond a couple degrees with out your turn signal on ,the air bag should come out and smash you in the face and then retract !

IF you enter a highway and go immediately to the left lane for no reason , the tilt steering wheel should drop and brake your legs !

If you stop "IN" the road to figure out where you are , Your heater should blow flames out and burn all your hair off !

If you drive in the left lane with no one else on the road or you are not passing those who are , Your speedometer should poke your eye out (LIKE A TELL TALE TAB) so you realize you are not going fast enough to BE IN THE LEFT LANE !!

If you are riding along (probably in the left lane ) talking on your phone (or not) and you are holding someone up behind you , your mirror should fly off and smash you in the other eye that your speedometer didn't pop so you notice someone is behind you !!

Are there anymore I am missing ?

Sorry ,just some thoughts ........:rolleyes:

formula31 12-11-2002 05:56 PM

Yea, if your driving any faster than me, you should get a ticket. LOL

Biggus 12-11-2002 05:58 PM

:D Sorry man, but your post just cracked me up!:D

Hope tomorrow is better:)

Capt. Mgn. 12-11-2002 06:13 PM

I Feel for you boot! Just got my truck back from the shop, about $6000.00 damage to the front end because some lady decides she wanted to stop right in front of me for no reason with no warning what so ever! :confused: :(

boot 12-11-2002 06:20 PM

YEAH ! YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN !!

THOSE NEW FEATURES WOULD COME IN HANDY ! WOULDN'T THEY !;)

HOUSTONPROP 12-11-2002 06:35 PM

TRY driving in Houston
 
TRY DRIVING HERE,I was about wiped out twice oh, just about EVERYDAY,Its hard to keep a vechile nice now day's/The day Iwas driving my new truck home had a dump truck cut in front of me and of course threw up a rock and there goes the windsheild,boot sorry about your mishap but glad your here to tell us /Darin p.s. I think you should be a law maker:eek:

mopower 12-11-2002 07:12 PM

Yeah Boot, Jersey's a thrill:rolleyes:
Sorry about your luck:(

Kohldog 12-11-2002 08:34 PM

Bigger is definately better when your rabbit hunting.
 
I had the same thing happen about 5 years ago. A woman in a rabbit decided to take a left from the right lane. :rolleyes: She ran into a big problem when my F150 just happened to be doing 40 slightly behind her. :eek: The crushed rabbit did a 360 and ended up being towed. My truck drove away needing a bumper and a fender.

Ron P 12-11-2002 09:23 PM

I had the exact same thing happen a few years back. I had a lifted full size K5 blazer with 36 inch tires and the car that attacked me was an older full size Impala. I didn't feel a bang because I drove right up and over her hood. Got my quarterpanel and bent the frame. Her car sat squished with a blown out tire. Looked like a monster truck flattened her. I just kept going in my lane until I could slow down and turn around. I think I was doing 35mph when I hit her. I mean she ran into me.

MitchStellin 12-11-2002 10:37 PM

You know boot its always the first scratch:rolleyes: Now you can get on with enjoying the truck:D The brake on the highway thing makes me wonder if they even take their foot off the accelerator. Most drivers suck and there should be a way to teach them a lesson without doing damage to your vehicle. One time on the highway I had an idiot try to share my lane, my tires stuck out about 3 inches and they fended off the jerk off. I saw a big puff of blue smoke and when he pulled away two huge black circles on his white car. I hope he went home and used paint thinner to remove it and ended up with grey circles.:D


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