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Old 12-13-2002, 12:25 PM
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The Jar!

A guy walks into a bar and notices a very large jar on
the counter and sees it's filled to the brim with $10 bills.
The man guesses there must be thousands of dollars in it.
He approaches the bartender and asks, "What's up with
the jar?"

"Well, you pay ten dollars and, if you pass three tests,
you get all the money."
The man certainly isn't going to pass this up. "What are
the three tests?"

"Pay first," says the bartender. "Those are the rules."
So the man gives him the 10 bucks and the bartender
drops it into the jar. "OK," the bartender says, "here's
what you need to do. First you have to drink that
entire gallon of pepper tequila... the whole thing, all at
once... and you can't make a face while doing it. Second,
there's a pit bull chained-up out back with a sore tooth.
You have to remove the tooth with your bare hands. Third,
there's a 90 year-old woman upstairs who has never
reached orgasm during intercourse. You've gotta make
things right for her."

The man is stunned. "I know I paid my 10 bucks, but I'm
not an idiot! I won't do it! You have to be nuts to drink a
gallon of pepper tequila, and then do those other things
..."

"Your call," says the bartender, "but your money stays
where it is."
As time goes on and the man has a few drinks, then a few
more, he asks, "Wherez zat teeqeelah?" He grabs the gallon
with both hands and downs it with a big slurp. Tears are
streaming down both cheeks, but he doesn't make a face.

Next, he staggers out back where the pit bull is chained-up
and soon all the people inside the bar hear a huge, noisy,
scuffle going on outside. They hear the pit bull barking,
the guy screaming, the pit bull yelping and then....
silence.
Just when they think the man surely must be dead, he staggers
back into the bar, with his shirt ripped and large, bloody
scratches all over his body.

"Now," he says, "where's the old woman with the sore
tooth?"




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Old 12-13-2002, 01:23 PM
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Good afternoon Gator got 2 spair tickets to the Sugar bowl wanna go???
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Jrocket, I think I wil pass this time. Maybe we can hook up in Jacksonville sometime.
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Great joke !!!!
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