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Old 12-18-2002, 09:07 AM
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THE SENILITY PRAYER

God grant me the senility to forget the people I
never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into
the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the
difference.

Now that I'm 'older' (but refuse to grow up),
here's what I've discovered:

1. I started out with nothing, and I still have
most of it.

2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and All
Bran.

3. I finally got my head together; now my body is
falling apart.

4. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

4. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

5. If all is not lost, where is it?

6. It is easier to get older than it is to get
wiser.

7. The only time the world beats a path to your
door is when you're in the bathroom.

8. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would
have put them on my knees.

9. It's not hard to meet expenses ... they're
everywhere.

10. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking
about the hereafter...I go somewhere to get
something and then wonder what I'm hereafter.

Now I think you're supposed to send this to 5 or
6, maybe 10, Oh heck! Send it to a bunch of your
friends if you can remember who they are.
Then something is supposed to happen I think.
Maybe you get your memory back.
Even worse, you may get mine.

Did I already send this to you?
 
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