Like Tree0Likes

Things To Do At Wal-mart

Reply
Old 12-18-2002, 02:37 PM
  #1
Miss Aqua-Holic
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Things To Do At Wal-mart

15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse is taking his/her sweet time:


1. Pick up condom packages &randomly put them in peoples carts when they
aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3
in housewares,'...and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers
you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why
can't you people just leave me alone?

9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you
pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he
knows where the anti- depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme
from 'Mission Impossible'.

12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different
size funnels.

13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say
'PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!'

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal
position and scream 'NO! No! Not those voices again'.

and last but not least,

15. Go into a fitting room and yell real LOUD 'We're out of toilet paper
in here!
 
Reply With Quote
Old 12-18-2002, 02:56 PM
  #2
Registered
 
florida gator's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Clearwater, Florida
My Boats: 1996 Wellcraft Scarab Sport & 1990 Donzi GT210
Posts: 2,219
Default

I may try some of those this week.
florida gator is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 12-18-2002, 03:29 PM
  #3
Registered
 
Aqua-Holic's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Delaware, Ohio
My Boats: Nada at the present time
Posts: 525
Default

Quote:
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme




Cracks me up!!!

Aqua
Aqua-Holic is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 12-18-2002, 03:51 PM
  #4
Registered
 
HyperBaja's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Lewis Center, Ohio
My Boats: 1990 Baja 190 DSR
Posts: 3,606
Default Re: Things To Do At Wal-mart

2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

-So much fun!!!

9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you
pick your nose.

gotta do that one!!

10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he
knows where the anti- depressants are.

-Fun on elevator- say you tried comitting suicide off a building that was to low yesterday, but this one is higher, then push the button to the top floor.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme
from 'Mission Impossible'.

gotta do that soon!!



others- push each other in carts really wrecklessly, runninginto slelvs and such.
HyperBaja is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 12-18-2002, 08:06 PM
  #5
Registered
 
Wardey's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Palm Harbor, FL
My Boats: 2005 Extreme 29
Posts: 3,959
Default

****, And I just came from Wal Mart *****'n and moaning to my wife how I wanted to go home......and now to know how much fun I could have had, not to mention she would never ask me to go shopping again !!!! I'm in next time......Wardey
Wardey is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 12-19-2002, 12:54 AM
  #6
Are we having fun, yet?
Charter Member
 
Gizmo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Chesterfield, Va.
My Boats: 95' 32' Sunsation, 500hps
Posts: 781
Default

LMAO at #15. I know a guys that jump at that one.
__________________
Jay
Gizmo is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 12-19-2002, 03:08 PM
  #7
Registered
 
Budman's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Kentucky - where the women are so fast we have to put a governor on 'em!!
My Boats: Hot rods, Hot boats, Beer & more Beer
Posts: 471
Talking Stupid Human Tricks on an elevator...

Couple years ago on a luxury ocean liner a friend of mine got on one of the glass elevators with an remote-control electronic whoopie cushion in his fanny-pak. A couple of us would get on with him, then wait for some unsuspecting victims to get on. He would hit the button between floors, at which point the rest of us would act disgusted and start backing away from him. The rest of our group was watching from outside the glass elevator. Very juvenile, but also very funny!

Works great in airports too!!
Budman is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 12-19-2002, 03:51 PM
  #8
Registered
 
seanclong's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Chesapeake Bay
Posts: 798
Default

seanclong is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 12-19-2002, 04:37 PM
  #9
Registered
 
Shane's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Niskayuna, NY
My Boats: 2009 FORMULA 292
Posts: 5,543
Default

ROTFLMAO!!!!
Shane is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 12-19-2002, 04:39 PM
  #10
The Senior Charter Member #1070
Charter Member
 
Tbonepmp's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: STL / LOTO
Posts: 2,083
Thumbs up

__________________
(What you see, is what you get!)
"Live every day to it's fullest for you give a day of your life to it."
Tbonepmp is offline  
Reply With Quote
Reply

Related Topics
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post
BL6
General Boating Discussion
7
04-19-2008 09:35 PM



Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 12:27 PM.


Copyright 2011 OffShoreOnly. All rights reserved.