OT: Can anyone translate this for me?
 

A friend found these documents can anyone help??

and this one..

There is just a whole lot of jargan.. but the sum of it is that your a putz:D Where ya been doug??

It says you have just won the Fuhrer’s publishers clearing house sweepstakes for 50 Million marks redeemable at any of the 10,000 conveniently placed Gestapo interrogation facilities

The back side is some X10 camera crap (the Germans invented a lot of stuff)

I think you worry about your sales instead of trying to trasnlate
a menu from the german burger king.

In the name of the German of people,
I give The third step
of the Honor Cross
of Mother Gernamy

Berlin

The Fuhrer(Ruler, Dictator)
[Der Fuhrer was Hitler, of course]
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That's what the first one says(or close enough)
I can't make out the second page.

Is that sign by hitler ????

The front sure looks like a Hitler signature and the back is signed by Field Marshal Himmler.

That should be worth something. Did your friend's dad take that from some dead Germany in WWII?

Ron you are correct it is German. cb

The one signature is Heinrich Himmler's, The other one is Hitler's.

Hitler's signature;

Himmler's signature;

Can anyone translate the second document ?

Packinair I had a leg operation got some more metal implanted.
Call me

translation of documents
 

Puder's college term paper surfaces.:D :D :D

the text is to small to read, e-mail it to me. [email protected]

Hey Puder any luck with the translation yet?

Doug

still waiting to hear back from my cousins.

This can’t be right. When I scanned it and converted the text from German to English with my OCR (Optical Character Recognition) program I get:

First Half

Second Half

Email it to me too, I am also German.

:D :D :D I know nothing!

:D :D :D

If those signatures check out, that document could be worth a chunk o' money. I would get several estimates, and also preserve it as well as possible.

go to dictionary.com and use the translator. you can translate from many languages into english.

I see nothing :D :D :D :D

Nagyon Nagy Seg...

"Baszameg a Kurva Anyat"...
Translate That!
[I'm Hungarian, btw]
:)

Hey chrker.........that's some of the funniest sh*t i've seen here in a while......LMFAO......:D:D:D:D:D

Hey Schultz,i thought they shot you? :D :D :D alfiederzane?

I've been with Hogan in the tunnels waiting for the right moment to off these documents. I've spent soo much time with the Americans I forgot German I remember NOoTTTHING....

Any other Germans here ? My wife can only make out a few and all of our relatives, 1st generation Germans have passed away..

Thanks in Advance, Doug