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Old 12-23-2002, 10:57 AM
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Bill and his blonde wife live in Cheyenne. One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 3 to 4 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through." Bill's wife goes out and moves her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 4 to 5 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through." Bill's wife goes out and moves her car again.

The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park.....", then the electric power goes out.

Bill's wife says, "Honey, I don't know what to do."

Bill says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage
this time?"

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Darned Insurance guys must have nothing better to do........
 
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I tell my wife the same thing
 
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