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Old 12-23-2002, 11:58 AM
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The only cow in a small town in Arkansas stopped giving milk. The people
did some research and found they could buy a cow up in Grand Rapids,
Michigan, for $600.00.

They bought the cow from Michigan and the cow was wonderful. It produced
lots of milk all of the time and the people were pleased and very happy.

They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow and produce more cows
like it. Then they would never have to worry about their milk supply
again. So they bought a bull and put it in the pasture with their
beloved
cow.

However, whenever the bull came close to the cow, the cow would move
away.
No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the
bull and he could not succeed in his quest. The people were very upset
and decided to ask the Vet, who was very wise, what to do.

They told the Vet what was happening:

"Whenever the bull approaches our cow, she moves away. If he approaches
from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front,
she backs off. An approach from the side, and she walks away to the
other
side."

The Vet thinks about this for a minute and asks, "Did you buy this cow in
Michigan?"

The people were dumbfounded since they had never mentioned where they
bought the cow. "You are truly a wise Vet," they said. "How did you
know
we got the cow in Michigan?"

The Vet replied slowly, with a distant look in his eye, "My wife is from
Michigan."
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That's really not that funny
Well then it's no wonder you and your wife don't have any kids Marky Marc.
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