What makes life 100%
12-26-2002, 11:57 AM
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What makes life 100%
What makes life 100% ?
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q
R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16
17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
And,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
So, it stands to reason that hard work and
knowledge will get
you close, attitude will get you there, but
bull**** will put
you over the top.
And look how far kissing up will take you.
K I S S I N G U P
11 9 19 19 9 14 7 22 16 = 126%
NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT LIKE THAT BEFORE, HUH..?
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q
R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16
17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
And,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
So, it stands to reason that hard work and
knowledge will get
you close, attitude will get you there, but
bull**** will put
you over the top.
And look how far kissing up will take you.
K I S S I N G U P
11 9 19 19 9 14 7 22 16 = 126%
NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT LIKE THAT BEFORE, HUH..?
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American=1+13+5+18+9+3+1+14=64%
Minority=13+9+14+15+18+9+20+25=123%
Complainer=3+15+16+12+1+9+14+5+18=93%
Bosses Pet= 2+15+19+19+5+19+16+5+20=120%
Brown Noser=2+18+15+23+14+5+18=95%
Sucka$$= 19+21+3+11+1+19+19=93%
So this says if does not matter if you are a hardworking American that compalianes about the working conditions because even if you sucka$$ all it will take is to be ONE minority Brown noser to be the Bosses Pet to get over and above anyone else.
Minority=13+9+14+15+18+9+20+25=123%
Complainer=3+15+16+12+1+9+14+5+18=93%
Bosses Pet= 2+15+19+19+5+19+16+5+20=120%
Brown Noser=2+18+15+23+14+5+18=95%
Sucka$$= 19+21+3+11+1+19+19=93%
So this says if does not matter if you are a hardworking American that compalianes about the working conditions because even if you sucka$$ all it will take is to be ONE minority Brown noser to be the Bosses Pet to get over and above anyone else.
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