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Old 12-26-2002, 04:22 PM
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1. Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an *******
2. Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings"
3. The proctologist called, they found your head.
4. Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film
5. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
6. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
7. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
8. Hang up and drive.
9. If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
10. Try not to let your mind wander. It is too small to be out by itself.
11. Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.
12. Guys, just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.
13. Welcome to America...Now speak English

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Old 12-26-2002, 04:38 PM
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For a small town, this place has alot of *******s.
 
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Old 12-26-2002, 05:05 PM
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Seen on the back of a Chevy Avalanche "Ugly Trucks Need Love Too!".

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Old 12-26-2002, 07:02 PM
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13. Welcome to America...Now speak English

Hate some of them driving, they dont like the color green so they dont go!!!!
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IF YOU LOVE IT SO MUCH, GO BACK THERE!!!!
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IF YOU LOVE IT SO MUCH, GO BACK THERE!!!!
Everybody "from" Florida should have that one. It gets old being a minority and having to listen to everyone else complaine.
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On a buddy of mine's car...."Piss off a liberal, buy a gun"
 
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" virginity is curable!"

Saw this in Pittsburgh...

Pittsburgh -(pits-burg) n. -def.- A drinking town with a football problem.
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