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Old 12-31-2002, 10:55 AM
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> PARKING TICKET
> > > >
> > > > I went to the store the other day, and I was in
> > > > there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out
> > > > there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.
> > > > So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how
> > > > about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and
> > > > continued writing the ticket. So I called him a
> > > > pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started
> > > > writing another ticket for worn tires! So I called
> > > > him a piece of horse s**t. He finished the second
> > > > ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
> > > > Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on
> > > > for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the
> > > > more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was
> > > > parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun
> > > > each day. It's important.
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Oldy but goody
Is that the polite way of saying its been posted 37 times already this year?

it definately is one worth repeating!
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Is that 37 time with my post or without it ?
> PARKING TICKET
> > > >
> > > > I went to the store the other day, and I was in
> > > > there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out
> > > > there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.
> > > > So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how
> > > > about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and
> > > > continued writing the ticket. So I called him a
> > > > pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started
> > > > writing another ticket for worn tires! So I called
> > > > him a piece of horse s**t. He finished the second
> > > > ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
> > > > Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on
> > > > for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the
> > > > more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was
> > > > parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun
> > > > each day. It's important.
NOW, it's been posted 38 times this year !!!
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