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Old 01-13-2003, 01:51 PM
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I got this in an e-mail today and it seems to be a perfect match to go along with another thead started by Wally.


How did we survive......

Looking back, it's hard to believe that we have lived as long as we have.

As children we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pickup truck on a warm day was always a special treat and our baby cribs were painted with bright colored lead based paint. We often chewed on the crib, ingesting the paint.

We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors, or cabinets, and when we rode our bikes we had no helmets. We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle. We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on. No one was able to reach us all day. We played dodge ball and sometimes the ball would really hurt. We played with toy guns, cowboys and Indians, army, cops and robbers, and used our fingers to simulate guns when the toy ones or the BB gun was not available.

We ate cupcakes, bread and butter, and drank sugar soda, but we were never over weight; we were always outside playing. Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't, had to learn to deal with disappointment. Some students weren't as smart as others or didn't work hard so they failed a grade and were held back to repeat the same grade. That generation produced some of the greatest risk-takers and problem solvers. We had the freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned how to deal with it all.

Almost all of us would have rather gone swimming in the lake instead of a pristine pool, the term cell phone would have conjured up a phone in a jail cell, and a pager was the school PA system. We all took gym, not PE... and risked permanent injury with a pair of high top Ked's (only worn in gym) instead of having cross-training athletic shoes with air cushion soles and built in light reflectors. I can't recall any injuries but they must have happened because they tell us how much safer we are now. Flunking gym was not an option... even for stupid kids! I guess PE must be much harder than gym.

Every year, someone taught the whole school a lesson by running in the halls with leather soles on linoleum tile and hitting the wet spot. How much better off would we be today if we only knew we could have sued the school system. Speaking of school, we all said prayers and the pledge amazing we aren't all brain dead from that), and staying in detention after school caught all sorts of negative attention for about the next two weeks. We must have had horribly damaged psyches. Schools didn't offer 14 year olds an abortion or condoms (we wouldn't have known what either was anyway) but they did give us a couple of baby aspirin and cough syrup if we started getting the sniffles. What an archaic health system we had then. Remember school nurses? Ours wore a hat and everything.

I thought that I was supposed to accomplish something before I was allowed to be proud of myself. I just can't recall how bored we were without computers, PlayStation, Nintendo, X-box or 270 digital cable stations. I must be repressing that memory as I try to rationalize through the denial of the dangers could have befallen us as we trekked off each day about a mile down the road to some guy's vacant lot, built forts out of branches and pieces of plywood, made trails, and fought over who got to be the Lone Ranger.

What was that property owner thinking, letting us play on that lot. He should have been locked up for not putting up a fence around the property, complete with a self-closing gate and an infrared intruder alarm. Oh yeah... and where was the Benadryl and sterilization kit when I got that bee sting? I could have been killed!

We played king of the hill on piles of gravel left on vacant construction sites and when we got hurt, mom pulled out the 48 cent bottle of mercurochrome and then we got butt-whooped. Now it's a trip to the emergency room, followed by a 10-day dose of a $49 bottle of antibiotics and then mom calls the attorney to sue the contractor for leaving a horribly vicious pile of gravel where it was such a threat.

We didn't act up at the neighbor's house either because if we did, we got butt-whooped (physical abuse) there too... and then we got butt-whooped again when we got home.

Mom invited the door to door salesman inside for coffee, kids choked down the dust from the gravel driveway while playing with Tonka trucks (remember why Tonka trucks were made tough... it wasn't so that they could take the rough berber in the family room), and Dad drove a car with leaded gas.

Our music had to be left inside when we went out to play and I am sure that I nearly exhausted my imagination a couple of times when we went on two week vacations. I should probably sue the folks now for the danger they put us in when we all slept in campgrounds in the family tent.

Summers were spent behind the push lawnmower and I didn't even know that mowers came with motors until I was 13 and we got one without an automatic blade-stop or an auto-drive. How sick were my parents?

Of course my parents weren't the only psychos. I recall Harry Hinson from next door coming over and doing his tricks on the front stoop just before he fell off. Little did his mom know that she could have owned our house. Instead she picked him up and swatted him for being such a goof. It was a neighborhood run amuck.

To top it off, not a single person I knew had ever been told that they were from a dysfunctional family. How could we possibly have known that we needed to get into group therapy and anger management classes? We were obviously so duped by so many societal ills, that we didn't even notice that the entire country wasn't taking Prozac!

How did we survive?

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I don't remember any kids in school that were A.D.A.D.OR A.D.D. It seems you could be helped greatly by a swat in the head by one of the nuns or when you went home ,by Mom or Dad. No drugs needed.
I don't remember any kids going to school and shooting a half dozen students to death. Hell, we only had air guns.
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Air guns???!!! I was lucky to get wrist-rocket. Remember those??
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How UNBELIEVABLY TRUE! Ahhhh, the good 'ole days!
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Hell If I brought a note home saying that my Father would of Cured me that very night!!!!!!!
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Originally posted by seanclong
Air guns???!!! I was lucky to get wrist-rocket. Remember those??
I sure do.......killed many a blue jay with mine.......and several windows......
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Man these threads are great!

Steve1...LMAO!! My dad has cured me many a time for "ailments" "

seanclong... "you'll shoot yer eye out!" Yea been through the wristrocket phase....and the bb guns....moved to 3-man waterballon potatoe just keeps getting worse! LOL!!

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Originally posted by mmwalters
I don't remember any kids in school that were A.D.A.D.OR A.D.D. It seems you could be helped greatly by a swat in the head by one of the nuns or when you went home ,by Mom or Dad. No drugs needed.
I don't remember any kids going to school and shooting a half dozen students to death. Hell, we only had air guns.
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Look back, what was your diet like then? what about us youngiuns now? (mostly sugars and fats) might have a good effect on it.

As for the air guns.... Dont have them anymore, 2weeks ago shot my friend and left a quarter sized welt in his chest!!!! lol.
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Old 01-13-2003, 03:51 PM
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It all comes down to one thing. We were spanked as kids.

If today's kids got spanked, the world would be a better place and Riddlin would not be a popular drug.

It really is that simple.
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Old 01-13-2003, 11:05 PM
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I agree with Ron, what the hell is a spanking........I got a WHOOOPIN"!!!!!
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