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Old 01-13-2003, 05:45 PM
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PARKING TICKET

I went to the store the other day, and I was in
there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out
there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.
So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how
about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and
continued writing the ticket. So I called him a
pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started
writing another ticket for worn tires! So I called
him a piece of horse s**t. He finished the second
ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on
for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the
more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was
parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun
each day. It's important.
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Old 01-13-2003, 05:50 PM
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Ok a** hole, you can mail the $500 for the tickets I got and another $500 for the R&R I got for the tires
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Old 01-13-2003, 06:35 PM
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Last 4th of July I was returning home from watching the fire works with my wife and was pulled over for 65 in a 55. Now I have not had a ticket in over 18 yrs, but I was driving my Corvette, and the wife said I should slow down but I was havin fun, the State Boy wrote me up, (NO BREAKS THIS TIME) and the wife thank'd him!!!!! and then could'nt understand why I got madd???? O,well and I still hear about it to this day....The wife is still havin fun...
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