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Old 01-16-2003, 02:42 PM
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Talking Driving

> 1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: CHICAGO


>2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: NEW YORK


>3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all

>lanes of traffic: NEW JERSEY


>4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on

>accelerator: BOSTON


>5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino,

>cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap: LOS ANGELES


>6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in

>terror: OHIO, but driving in CALIFORNIA


>7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head

>turned to talk to someone in back seat: ITALY


>8. One hand on 12 oz Double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling

>cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on

>steering wheel while stuck in traffic: SEATTLE


>9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating

>between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake,

>throwing McDonald's bag out the window: TEXAS


>10. Four wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear

>window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna:



>11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above

>windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the


>blinker on: FLORIDA


>12. One hand on the wheel, the other on his sister:.....


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Old 01-16-2003, 03:16 PM
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Forgot one.

One hand on wheel. One hand grabbing crotch. Driver seat fully reclined. Young punks driving in .....WASHINGTON DC

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