TEXAS SURVIVOR SERIES

Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do its own, entitled Survivor, Texas Style.
The contestants will start in Dallas, travel to Waco, Austin, San
Antonio,over to Houston, and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, onto El Paso, then to Midland, Odessa, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there, they'll proceed to Abilene, Ft. Worth and finally back to Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads, "I'm gay, I'm a vegetarian, I voted for Al Gore, and I'm here to confiscate your guns!"

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins!