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Old 01-30-2003, 05:01 PM
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Cool OT - A Clean Joke

It's hard to find jokes that are clean these days but, here's one not a dirty word is used:

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell.

Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."
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Old 01-30-2003, 07:12 PM
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Old 01-30-2003, 09:03 PM
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LMAO. And you didn't post it "over there"? I guess that might get some folks stirred up over there so I'll keep laughing over here..... (what the hell did I say?)
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LOL @ Jim. I'm a moderator "over there", so I probably shouldn't post it "over there".
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