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packinair 01-31-2003 06:12 PM


Originally posted by mopower
PA,

And you have a happy birthday too:D

thanks but you are a month and a 1/2 early

Bill272 01-31-2003 06:16 PM

You need to put her in some water. If she floats, the water has rejected her because she's a witch, and you should be very afraid.

Now if she sinks, she's cool and you have nothing to worry about. Except where to score some more toads..

mopower 01-31-2003 06:17 PM

OOPS, I thought I saw it as 1/31 somewhere:confused: :confused:

Ted G 01-31-2003 06:18 PM

You know I had an ex-galpal that was a Wiccan for a while. If you read the stuff on it it makes about as much sense as a lot of other religions(don't jump in here Cat) and it is possible to see why some people are drawn to it. HOWEVER...the one thing about putting hexes and/or bad spells on people is the idea that it will come back to you threefold. So unless she is wishing a larger set of boobs on you or that you'll be porked by a handsome guy, then it probably won't work out very well for her:D

puder 01-31-2003 06:53 PM

send me $50 and some chicken bones and i'll break out the Santeria on her ass!

eMotiondriver 01-31-2003 09:12 PM

In a month and a half send me a check for 95% of the money due to both of you, and the problem will be gone.

Happy Birthday

KAAMA 02-01-2003 12:17 AM

Seriously...
 
Pak, Actually that stuff is real---but it's real from the pit of hell. In the Bible God commands us not to do these things. Here's what His Word says:

"There shall not be found among you anyone who makes his son or his daughter pass through the fire, or one who practices witchcraft, or a soothsayer, or one who interprets omens, or a sorcerer, or one who conjures spells, or a medium, or a spiritist, or one who calls up the dead. For all who do these things are an abomination to the Lord..." Deuteronomy 18:10,11,12

Many people don't realize it, but demonic spirits are behind all that I have mentioned above. God loves and cares for each one of us and wants us to call on Him for our needs.

Only the power of God can break the spells and power of the devil and his demonic cohorts, but you must call on Him to do so.

ChrisK 02-01-2003 12:23 AM

ok NOW its getting deep in here!

mcollinstn 02-01-2003 01:04 AM

the more you let it bother you, the more she will have won.

glassdave 02-01-2003 02:13 AM

uhhh. . . . . kaama . . . . . .is there anything in there about turn'n me back from be'n a newt . . . . seriously . . . . i need some help here . . . .


ChrisK . . im with ya bro . . . :D :cool: :rolleyes:


where is supercrashmoney when ya need em :D :D :D


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