Witchcraft
 

really....OK... here is the latest in the Packinair trilogy. If you have been here a while you remember my divorce over a year ago and the dog shooting, the 6 cops pulling me out of my house at 2am last january at gunpoint the eggos etc... WELL here is the latest..... I have not talked to my ex wife in over a year now.. I get a call at 8am this morning while on my way to the office.. it is HER:eek: So there is a few minutes of small talk.. She thinks I have moved to Florida to our house in the keys.... Then she gets to the point. We have a pretty large settlement coming up here in a few weeks from a bad accident 2 weeks after we got married (kind of a sad story there).. it has been in court for almost 3 years. she wants to change the % of who gets what. in our divorce agreement it states % on who gets what. that is filed and over with. she has some freakin ambulance chaser telling her he can get that reversed and get he a ton more from me. so the shake down begins.. we chat for about an hour I tell her I will get back to her.. She then calls me back a few hours later and asks for my decision, this turns into a 2 hour call.. by now I have talked to 4 lawyers and they all laughed their asses off. SOOOOO there is a few minutes of small talk and she starts telling me what the tarot cards have to say as she is doing a reading:confused: Umm ok...... then she starts getting emotional and mumbling stuff, so I asked what the hell she is babbling about... " I AM PUTTING A HEX ON YOU" so I chucked thinking she is breaking the tension with a joke.. "laugh now.. I am serious" Now keep in mind this is a girl with a masters in psych and an RN. SO I am now wondering after a bit or courious research if so many educated people are so into this is there something to it.. I did order an anti spell spell online for $19.95 just incase.. but in all reality I am kinda courious and looking for some REAL input even though I know I am going to get slaughtered by my OSO brethren

UPDATE as of 2-4-02

She called again this morning wanting to know if i had made a decision and that she has instucked the lawyer to cut 1 check in both names and we will sort it out at the bank.... HA FU*K THAT!!! "WELL WAIT A MINUTE HERE!! the cards said I have untill friday"????So then I inform her that her powers against me are useless because I have spent the $19.95 for the anti-spell spell that I ordered of a website.. She tells me I am a moron because her powers are much greater than any over the internet spell... I told her I have seen the power of the internet (just assk the As$hole that shop my dog;) ) and it seems pretty strong to me. SOOOO this was only a 30 minute conversation.. So I think I need to order her a broom and a witch costume.. and PER glassdave when she calls next time tell her I had my own reading done and got a card with a cat and it says I have 6 months to make a decision and not to call untill then :rolleyes:

send her one of these ;)

yea . . . . . an she turned me into a newt . . . . . :mad: :p :D

well . . . . . . . .i got better . . . . . :D

that wasn't her.. it was the 5th of jack :p :p

the one i drank ? . . . or the one she drank? . . . . :confused: :confused: . . . or was it the one you drank . . . hey all i know is somebody turned me into a newt :mad: :mad: :mad: an i hate it when that happens. . .

Hokus Pokus Dominokos Palle vu francie wewe jigjig buku.
Packinair you are now spellproofed but have to recite the previous incantation every morning in the mirror.

by the way . . . pass the toad this way . . . i'm start'n ta come down man . . . :rolleyes: :D :p

so that $19.95 anti spell spell isn't enough?? it seemed like a very reputilbe site

PA,
It's Bullchit ...total complete friggin bullchit:crazy:

And you have a happy birthday too:D

thanks but you are a month and a 1/2 early

You need to put her in some water. If she floats, the water has rejected her because she's a witch, and you should be very afraid.

Now if she sinks, she's cool and you have nothing to worry about. Except where to score some more toads..

OOPS, I thought I saw it as 1/31 somewhere:confused: :confused:

You know I had an ex-galpal that was a Wiccan for a while. If you read the stuff on it it makes about as much sense as a lot of other religions(don't jump in here Cat) and it is possible to see why some people are drawn to it. HOWEVER...the one thing about putting hexes and/or bad spells on people is the idea that it will come back to you threefold. So unless she is wishing a larger set of boobs on you or that you'll be porked by a handsome guy, then it probably won't work out very well for her:D

send me $50 and some chicken bones and i'll break out the Santeria on her ass!

In a month and a half send me a check for 95% of the money due to both of you, and the problem will be gone.

Happy Birthday

Seriously...
 

Pak, Actually that stuff is real---but it's real from the pit of hell. In the Bible God commands us not to do these things. Here's what His Word says:

"There shall not be found among you anyone who makes his son or his daughter pass through the fire, or one who practices witchcraft, or a soothsayer, or one who interprets omens, or a sorcerer, or one who conjures spells, or a medium, or a spiritist, or one who calls up the dead. For all who do these things are an abomination to the Lord..." Deuteronomy 18:10,11,12

Many people don't realize it, but demonic spirits are behind all that I have mentioned above. God loves and cares for each one of us and wants us to call on Him for our needs.

Only the power of God can break the spells and power of the devil and his demonic cohorts, but you must call on Him to do so.

ok NOW its getting deep in here!

the more you let it bother you, the more she will have won.

uhhh. . . . . kaama . . . . . .is there anything in there about turn'n me back from be'n a newt . . . . seriously . . . . i need some help here . . . .


ChrisK . . im with ya bro . . . :D :cool: :rolleyes:


where is supercrashmoney when ya need em :D :D :D

Whoa, you guys need to get some sleep.

I hope you're kidding, but if not here's my .02:

If you let her get into your mind, then she will have put a hex on you. If you don't, then she has failed.

You have the final control over your mind, not her!:crazy:

If you believe that she has placed a hex on you that can affect your life, then you will begin to find ways to support that belief. Sort of a self-fulfilling prophecy.

Don't let her get in your head and don't let her get any deeper into your wallet! In fact, you don't have to listen to her at all so hang up the phone!:mad: :mad:

Jeff

Jbrauer has it right. follow his advice.

Why don't you call MISS CLEO and ask her for some advice
:rolleyes: :D

Cordell

Buy her a Bible... Nuff said.

This is great, What would any "mature" members of OSO do? Us young ones have seen this stuff in action.

Ps, Packin, why arent you living in FL?

Packin..... Just hope she doesn't do what my ex-roommate did - she would have death dates on her calendar instead of birthdays.... I kicked her out so fast she didn't know what hit her....

I just watch then for hours

well the first thing you should have done is hung the f up on her, and do a repeat of the havent talked to her for a year thing, and sit back and look forward to your settlement, (sorry it steming from somthing negative) Id ask some of the cops on the board, that maybe considerd a threat if so id take action, why not she is clearly trying to f with you,:hothead: :hothead: :hothead: :hothead:

Listen you guys, it's just an FYI----it's all in God's Word. All you have to do is pick up a Bible and read it for yourselves. I was just passing it on is all. :)

Mark/KAAMA

You are right on KAAMA......

I am debating having a Broom painted like my boat (the main cause of our divorce) and sending it to her:D

Many eons ago, in a land far far away, when I was a single lad, I had several girlfriends who claimed they were "white witches". Shortly after finding this out, I usually decided it was time to find another girlfriend.

White witches are of course supposed to be "good" but when they find out you have been with other women, they will try to put hexes on you. None of their "hexes" on me worked, so maybe I am a powerful wizard and don't know it!!! <ggg> My advice: for-get-about-it.

On the other hand, I knew another girl whose mother was hit by a bat in africa, in their house. Sadly, the mother developed blindness as a result, and became totally under the control of her african servant's "Ju ju." Quite sad, and there was nothing anyone could do could shake her from relying on the servants ju ju and "potions" for every stupid thing. Of course, it was wonderful for the servant, who became a critical component of the household.

Shazzam! There, the hex on you has been counteracted.

Hey pack,its B.S. just let the personel dept. at the hospital know about her beliefs,she just might give you the whole settlement! good luck and be strong minded. tripps PS where did you get all those fabulous posts you put on last fall? they were fantastic!!!

I fell right out of my chair on this. Almost couldn't stop laughing.

Packinair.......you have an uncanning ability to laugh at yourself. Given what you've been through, that's about the only way one could go on IMO. Keep laughing, it helps me.

This is hilarious!

Buck
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buck . . . i have the uncanning ability to laugh at packinair too . . :D :D :D :p :p :p :p :p :D

:D :D :D ...........Everyone laugh at Packin......HeHeHe......;) ;) ;)

My point in my last post is while I think this chick is wacko and has absolutely no capabiblities of any kind, KAAMA is right about the Bible. Answers pretty much any question you have.......aside from why Packin drinks 4 1/2 quarts of Morgans a day.

I heard the Bible said God is on our side and Bush is working for him. Or was it just his Baptist minister? I read the head of the Baptist church came out against Bush's war. Now who speaks for God on that one?

Amazing thing that Bible. I read it tons of times and never saw any of the stuff you claim it says. I looked up what kind of gas to put in my boat and couldn't find the answer. Looked it up in the Jewish Bible www.hareidi.org/bible/bible.htm and all it said was "make sure you don't pay retail";)

Guess if I don't ask many questions or let some preacher interpret for me since he speaks directly to God and claims you and I can't, then maybe the Bible does answer just about anything.

all i know is i became very religious when packinair and i took one of chris's batboats out in6/7 footers in lake erie for a poker run . . . lemmie tell ya . . . there are no athiests in big water my friends . . . :D :D :D :p :rolleyes: . . . actually i saw the light of okie manertfeldt . . . :D :D :D . . .I HAVE BEEN SAVED MY FRIENDS. . .

Haleluea brother glassdave,
Now drink your coolaide and go back out on the water. Jesus walked on it, so it must be OK for us to use a boat.

but what about " For ye shall not go out with haste, nor go by flight: for the LORD will go before you; and the God of Israel will be your reward." Isaiah 52

Sounds like those batboats are the work of the devil. probably all those boats in the "show your favorite boat picture" thread too.