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make the guy 25 years young and make it captain morgan bottle and it could be... LOL we were just discussing the possible effects of cooking captain in a spoon and injecting it.. you don't happen to be a warlock do you??

I think it would evaporate? Oh well, not knowlegable on that drug injection thing.

Glassdave,, ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! don't say the word!!!!!!

how can i not say the word . . . . if you wont tell me what IT is . . .

Yo Dave, I'm in on the scaled down Bat Boat model......I'm the guy that picked up the red boat this summer from you, I drove it home to Cincy with a white chev dually. When I pulled up you were dry humping the guy that was picking up empty cans and putting them in his shopping cart.....remember me?

On the religion thing....I'll debate all sorts of stuff, but religion is just too complex and personal. I was not offended at your comments, I laughed pretty good at some of them (I like the one about "it's in the back somewhere um page 400 or so....HeHeHe), but I was getting a bit frustrated at the constant barage. I beleive as well that God as a sense of humor, no question, but I don't like people giving him too much greif........So, no sweat dude, I d*ck around as much as anyone, just one of those things I don't kid too much about, although a little is cool with me.

Same to you Tom, just a little much for my liking, but at the same time, I am sure I have offended a few folks on OSO without trying, so it all evens out in the end. I guess that is what I get for having an opinion about everything.......

Take er sllllloowwwwwwww.....A4

LMAO. . . oh yea . . .i remember you . . .when you opened up the door on your truck a bunch of empty Schlitz malt liquer cans and asorted male porn mags fell out on the ground . . .youuuuuu . . baaaasstahd. . . an like i saaid . . . what the hell is a mustard farmer.

oh. . .an what color boat ya want dammit . . .

Good question, I don't really know what the hell a mustard farmer is to be honest, just one of those things I decided to start calling people...or maybe one of by buddies thought it up, can't remember.

What color Bat Boat.....hmmmmm, dunno. Giving me something that looks sharp, I like red, orange and silver.....

As far as the schlitz and gay porn.....I'm not sure how you came to that conclusion, when I pulled up you were drooling like a toothless St Bernard on a meatwagon, you were disoriented from getting pork-humped by the shopping cart guy, rambling on about "my van needs shocks" and "my knees are shaking" and things of the such. I remember you looking at me and asking if I wanted to see your magnetic nipple clamps and Egyptian nylon whips, to which I responded "I'm just here to pick up the Bat Boat ya freak" The schlitz and mags must have been an aberation in the middle of a PCP induced frenzy.......

Hey . . . . . . Hey, Allen . . . . . . . .Ya sik bastahd . .
how do you come up with stuff . . . ya see, thats what happens when you read those kinda magazine as much as you do. you end up with an overactive imagination and you start to fantisize and cant distinguish between reality and your own sick twisted fantasies. . . . .you need help dude


oh an by the way. . . . .