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Old 02-05-2003, 10:18 AM
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Talking OT: Just some chit bouncing around in my head !!

Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?
Why is abbreviated such a long word?
Why is a boxing ring square?
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why is it that doctors call what they do practice?
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on Start?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address,
you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing
liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become
kitty litter?
If you take an Asian person and spin him around several times
does he become disoriented?
Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
What do people in China call their good plates?
What do you call a male ladybug?
What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why do they call it a pair of pants, but only 1 bra?
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't
drink and drive?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?
Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead
of parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is
prohibited?
Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does
it have locks on the door?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?
If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?
If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?
If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your
headlights on, what happens?
Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called
shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called
cargo?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

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Old 02-05-2003, 10:30 AM
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Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
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you can pick your nose, you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friends nose
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Why do you dial a touch tone phone?
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Why is the word "little" twice the size of the word "big"?
Why don't the words "good" and "food" rhyme?
If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
If a duck eats, then goes in the water right away, does it get cramps?
What makes Teflon stick to the pan?
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ok...... here we go.....
Teflon...
The pan is grit based, then a primer coat is applied (PTFE is what its called). then a second coat is applied and baked, then a third cote is applied and baked. The only thing that sticks to PTFE is PTFE, which is why Teflon sticks to the pan, and nothing sticks to teflon.
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hyper I do not want to know why you know that. lol
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What amazes me is why I know stuff like that but I cant remember what homework I need to do!?!?!
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What amazes me is why I know stuff like that but I cant remember what homework I need to do!?!?!

Because you've been on OSO too long
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I don't think OSO is to blame for forgeting homework cuz I couldn't remember mine long before I fgound OSO.
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