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Old 02-05-2003, 11:57 AM
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A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. He notices, however, that they are copying from copies, not the original manuscripts.

So, the new monk goes to the head monk to ask him about this, pointing out that if there were an error in the first copy, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.

The head monk says, “We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son.” So, he goes down into the cellar with one of the copies to check it against the original.

Hours go by and nobody sees him. So, one of the monks goes downstairs to look for him. Hearing sobbing coming from the back of the cellar, he finds the old monk leaning over one of the original books crying.

He asks the old monk what’s wrong, and in a choked voice came the reply, “The word is celebrate.”

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Hey is right.......been hacking into my top secret Hump Day Humor database ?????? I see you changed just enough of it to avoid a plagerism charge....... .

Oh well.....here's another......

A Mexican is strolling down the street in Mexico City and kicks a bottle laying in the street. Suddenly, out of the bottle comes a Genie.

The Mexican is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello master, I will grant you one wish, anything you want."

The Mexican begins thinking, "Well, I really like drinking tequila."

Finally the Mexican says, "I wish to drink tequila whenever I want, so make me pee tequila." The Genie grants him his wish.

When the Mexican gets home he gets a glass out of the cupboard and pees in it. He looks at the glass and it's clear. Looks like tequila. Then he smells the liquid. Smells like tequila. So, he takes a taste and it is the best tequila he has ever tasted.

The Mexican yells to his wife, "Consuela, Consuela, come quickly!"
She comes running down the hall and the Mexican takes another glass out of the cupboard and pees into it. He tells her to drink it. Consuela is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the best tequila she has ever tasted. The two drink and party all night.

The next night the Mexican comes home from work and tells his wife to get two glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to pee in the two glasses. The result is the same, the tequila is excellent and the couple drink until the sun comes up.

Finally Friday night comes and the Mexican comes home and tells his wife, "Consuela grab one glass from the cupboard and we will drink tequila."

His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the table. The Mexican begins to pe in the glass and when he fills it his wife asks him, "But Pancho, why do we need only one glass?"

Pancho raised the glass and says, "Because tonight, my love, you drink from the bottle!!"

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RT: now thats better. lmfao!!! here's an oldy


A man wakes up in the middle of the night. He goes to the bathroom and gets some aspirin.

He comes out and wakes his wife.

She wakes and he says, "Here take these."

She asks, "Why? I don't have a headache."

He says, "Good! Let's have sex."

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She asks, "Why? I don't have a headache."
He says, "Good! Let's have sex."
It don't work that way. Trust me.
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Hey, that's worth a try, Just Once!
 
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