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Old 02-10-2003, 08:27 PM
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This is too funny..


>>Recently while going through an airport during one of his many trips,
>>President Bush encountered a man with long hair, wearing a white robe and
sandals, holding a staff.
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>>President Bush went up to the man and said, "Aren't you Moses?" The man
never answered but just kept staring ahead.
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>>Again the President said, "Moses!" in a loud voice. The man just kept
>staring ahead, never answering the president.
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>>Soon a secret service agent came along and President Bush grabbed him and
said, "Doesn't this man look like Moses to you?" The secret service agent
agreed with the President.
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>>"Well," said the President, "every time I say his name, he just keeps
staring ahead and refuses to speak. Watch! Again, the President yelled,
>"Moses!" and again the man stared ahead.
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>>The secret service man went up to the man in the white robe and
whispered, "You look just like Moses. Are you Moses?" The man leaned over
and whispered, "Yes, I am Moses. But the last time I talked to a bush, I
spent 40 years wandering in the desert!"
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