LLama Racing Explained "SortA"
02-12-2003 | 12:16 PM
#12
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From: Granite Quarry, NC
A few years ago I posted on rec. boats that there were two kinds of Llamas....... The first was your normal run of the mill Llama who raced at a consistent pace.
The second had larger than normal muscles and accelerated to higher and higher speeds until crossing the finish line. They then sank to the earth limp and exhausted..........
The first type came from the standard farm stock Llama herds..........
This second type came from an obscure section of South America......
Known as..............
Barrump bump!
Viagra Falls
T2x
P.S. I winced the last time I posted it too.
The second had larger than normal muscles and accelerated to higher and higher speeds until crossing the finish line. They then sank to the earth limp and exhausted..........
The first type came from the standard farm stock Llama herds..........
This second type came from an obscure section of South America......
Known as..............
Barrump bump!
Viagra Falls
T2x
P.S. I winced the last time I posted it too.
02-12-2003 | 09:45 PM
#13
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From: Indiana
Quotes of the Year....
THAT was the best!! LOL!!!
"...I want no part of this childest (sic) crap...."
"When that baby fires it's going to be a mess..."
"Your (sic) all LOOSERS(Sic)...."
"Geezer should have been put out of his misery years ago."
"looks like the llamas are back in '99..read it and weep.."
"Don't mess with me!"
"Competition is so good for racing, less than a year ago we had a simple little llama race in Sarasota, now we have four llama turbine boats being tested, world records, crashes, bar fights, dead sheep, what else can you ask for in a racing series?"
"is it just me or does anyone agree that this llama stuff is getting old?"
"..many people swear to this day that they still hear old Bucky paddling around out there..."
"Bucky is a national treasure.."
.."Ever try to keep a horny llama focused on racing?..."
"GOOOOOOOOO LLLLAAAAAMMMAAAASSSS"
"Oh sure, Terrific. Let's just corrupt the whole thing."
"This new baby is making me lose a lot of things..sleep..money..sex..boats...BUT THE LLAMA STAYS.."
"I think enough time has gone to these ugly, lame, illegal Llamas and we need a new class..."
"say NO TO Echidna...."
"It looks like the gene pool is really screwed up on your ranch.."
"We are so MoonPie..."
"Yum, orchard grass.."
"Doh!"
"I officially guarantee $10,000 and a slow dance with BK for the head of Kasseri delivered to my door in an ice chest....."
"You are pissing me off....again....."
"Dude... It's gonna suck to be you when she sees this."
"THOSE RACES ARE FIXED I SAY!!"
"shut up or you will be banned.
(name witheld cause your llama is going to suck wind in the last race for the "fixed" comment)"
"WHO TRICKED MY LLAMA?"
"..I was drunk, I swear, and the llama was just sitting there looking good..."
"Pretty soon llamas will be like cats, all over the damn place and spraying on everything, God help us all.."
AND THE QUOTE OF THE YEAR....(from an unnamed APBA delegate from the BOD)...
"S.L.O.W. should also fit under APBA's umbrella...LIKE PROP, IOGP, APR, SPORT, PTT- -"
THAT was the best!! LOL!!!
"...I want no part of this childest (sic) crap...."
"When that baby fires it's going to be a mess..."
"Your (sic) all LOOSERS(Sic)...."
"Geezer should have been put out of his misery years ago."
"looks like the llamas are back in '99..read it and weep.."
"Don't mess with me!"
"Competition is so good for racing, less than a year ago we had a simple little llama race in Sarasota, now we have four llama turbine boats being tested, world records, crashes, bar fights, dead sheep, what else can you ask for in a racing series?"
"is it just me or does anyone agree that this llama stuff is getting old?"
"..many people swear to this day that they still hear old Bucky paddling around out there..."
"Bucky is a national treasure.."
.."Ever try to keep a horny llama focused on racing?..."
"GOOOOOOOOO LLLLAAAAAMMMAAAASSSS"
"Oh sure, Terrific. Let's just corrupt the whole thing."
"This new baby is making me lose a lot of things..sleep..money..sex..boats...BUT THE LLAMA STAYS.."
"I think enough time has gone to these ugly, lame, illegal Llamas and we need a new class..."
"say NO TO Echidna...."
"It looks like the gene pool is really screwed up on your ranch.."
"We are so MoonPie..."
"Yum, orchard grass.."
"Doh!"
"I officially guarantee $10,000 and a slow dance with BK for the head of Kasseri delivered to my door in an ice chest....."
"You are pissing me off....again....."
"Dude... It's gonna suck to be you when she sees this."
"THOSE RACES ARE FIXED I SAY!!"
"shut up or you will be banned.
(name witheld cause your llama is going to suck wind in the last race for the "fixed" comment)"
"WHO TRICKED MY LLAMA?"
"..I was drunk, I swear, and the llama was just sitting there looking good..."
"Pretty soon llamas will be like cats, all over the damn place and spraying on everything, God help us all.."
AND THE QUOTE OF THE YEAR....(from an unnamed APBA delegate from the BOD)...
"S.L.O.W. should also fit under APBA's umbrella...LIKE PROP, IOGP, APR, SPORT, PTT- -"
02-12-2003 | 11:19 PM
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From: Dark Alleys and Dim bars
Yo, check out dat BK, she's got it goin onnn.
So, here I am, kickin it wif my best ho in da Flamenco crib. We just lickin and stickin now, but later, we gonna get freaky. Know what I'm sayin? I'm gonna bust out on dis camelass and throw down some mooooves on dis mutha!!
So, I was checkin out some of da flicks from past SLOW races, and I got formalhdahyde poisenin or some chit? Wasssup whit dat!?
And who's dis "llamaroucious" rap?
I otta jus busta cap in his ass.
Jive biotch anyway.....
So, here I am, kickin it wif my best ho in da Flamenco crib. We just lickin and stickin now, but later, we gonna get freaky. Know what I'm sayin? I'm gonna bust out on dis camelass and throw down some mooooves on dis mutha!!
So, I was checkin out some of da flicks from past SLOW races, and I got formalhdahyde poisenin or some chit? Wasssup whit dat!?
And who's dis "llamaroucious" rap?
I otta jus busta cap in his ass.
Jive biotch anyway.....
02-13-2003 | 01:28 PM
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From: Indiana
Re: Moon Pie
Originally posted by Mom Connie
You guys are just all too
"Moon Pie" Actual winner of all the SLOW races.
Mom
You guys are just all too
"Moon Pie" Actual winner of all the SLOW races.
Mom
Hey Connie - We're just letting "Moon Pie" think he won.
heh heh.
Actually if Llama racing comes back (and it looks like it might, now that LF is snowed in) ya'll better watch out for Kasseri. She's been slimmin' and trimmin', getting ready for her shot at "The Amazing Race".
Her trophy shelf is full, but there's still some room on the mantle for a couple more S.L.O.W trophies.....
That is if she's not too busy. Rumors are she'll a contender for the next "Joe Millionaire".
.....or was that "Joe Camel"???
Let's see if this works......
()_/)
(* *)
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Kasseri
