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Old 02-20-2003 | 08:28 AM
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An Irishman went to London for a visit to the circus. While there, he saw a man with an elephant act. The man claimed the elephant could look at a person and tell that person's age.

The Irishman was very skeptical and said so, in no uncertain terms. The man had the elephant look at a small boy and the elephant stamped its foot 9 times. "Is that right?" he
asked the boy. "Yes, I'm nine!" the boy said.

The Irishman continued his loud heckling, still not believing that this was true. The man asked the elephant to tell the ages of several other people, and each time the elephant stamped his foot and the people said he was correct.

The Irishman got even louder and more abusive toward the man. Finally the man could take it no longer and wagered the Irishman that the elephant could look at him and tell him his age. The Irishman took him up on the wager.

The elephant looked real close at the Irishman, turned around,
raised his tail and cut wind like you wouldn't believe. Then he turned back around, knocked the Irishman to the ground with his trunk and then stomped on him twice. The Irishman, crumpled and bleeding, staggered back to his feet and with a sound of disbelief in his voice cried,

"Mother of Mary, he's right! Farty-two!"

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Old 02-20-2003 | 08:36 AM
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Cute!
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Old 02-20-2003 | 08:55 AM
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Old 02-20-2003 | 10:21 AM
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Hey RT,
Don't quit you day job
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Old 02-20-2003 | 10:24 AM
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Old 02-20-2003 | 10:27 AM
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Hey Mo...I can't use my best stuff all the time. Gotta mix it up a little.... . Besides, I wouldn't want to make Troutly's coveted 5 smiley an everyday occurrence...........
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Old 02-20-2003 | 08:51 PM
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t t t , I liked it. Reminds me of a joke my Grandmother tells......She makes her bean soup with only 239 BEANS. Why, because one more would be two -farty, (240).
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