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Old 02-20-2003, 09:33 AM
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It was a hot day in Minnesota. Helga hung the wash, put the roast in the oven, then went downtown to pick up some dry cleaning.

"Gudness, it is hot," she mused as she walked down Main Street.

She passed by a tavern and thought, "Vy nodt?" Helga sat at the bar, and the bartender asked her what she would like.

Helga said, "Ya know, it's so hot, I tink I'll haff myself a cold beer."

The bartender asked, "Anhauser Busch?" Helga, surprised, replied, "Vell fine, tanks. Undt how's your pecker?"
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