Slim Jim's?
 

As I sithere tonight reading all these posts, I am drinking a few cold 1's and eating Slim jim's. So I ask all of you this question ? "what the hell is a slim jim made of? I 'm from Philly so I eat scrapple.:crazy:

I think a Slim Jim is made of hog pecker all dried up in one of those Ronco dehydrator things.

I like em too, but really had rather not think about what theyre made of.

I also eat those red pickled hot sausage things (red hots, tijuana mamas) that are kind of like spicy meatlike sawdust mixed up with cold bacon grease with a red skin that stains your clothes and fingers.

OH OK ! I had fried bull balls once with BBq sauce down in spring hill tenn. NOT!

I think theres some Swamp cabbage and a bit of BBQ Mullet suace in there too! :D :D

Actually one time while coming back from the keys we stoped at a rest area and i got a generic slim jims......after eating it i read the ingredients (big mistake!) and in the list there was "mechanicly sepperated chicken" WTF is that?!?!!? :confused: from now on i dont read anything!!! :D

Donkey Dick
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Lips and assh0les

Well you need a big 'O rc cola cola and a 'moon pie " to go with that and then you would have a real 'down home feast"!!!

And don't forget the TUMS or ROLAIDS for dessert!!

Yeah, but you gotta remember to pour a package of salted peanuts in the RC cola before you drink it.

I forgot I forgot.. I remember doing that after gym class so many many years ago.

Ya,
And after that Slim Jim there is nothing like peeling open a package of Blind Robins and savoring the flavor :fish:

Yummy!

Cordell