(AP News Release) Washington, DC Tuesday, March 11, 2003, 8:00 PM.
President George Bush has made an announcement that we will not attack Iraq. The President has announced that as of today he is agreeing to additional inspectors to be deployed throughout the country of Iraq. We will be sending 100,000 additional inspectors into Iraq. The additional inspectors will include: 24,000 members of the 1st Infantry Division, 15,000 members of the 101st Airborne Division, and 5,000 members of the 4th armored division with their 'M1-A1 all terrain vehicles'. Special air deliveries to aid the inspections will be made by aircraft from the USS Constellation, USS George Washington, USS Abraham Lincoln and USS Enterprise. The President stated, "With these additional inspectors, the inspections should be completed in a few weeks."

..had me concerned there for a second!

Got me too........... Good one !!!

made me look

glad it was a joke

Good let's get this over! Then pull the fire alarm on the U.N. building, when everyone gets out lock the doors and tell them to go home.

Good One!
Had me fooled(pissed)!