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Old 03-12-2003, 03:17 PM
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Talking OT: Hump Day (tm) Blonde Joke !!!

A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother in Poland. When the man tells her it will be $300 she exclaims, "I don't have any money. But I would do anything to get a message to my mother in Poland."

To that the man asks, "Anything?"

And the blonde says "Yes...anything!"

With that, the man says "Follow me." He walks into the next room and tells her, "Come in and close the door." She does!!

He then says, "Get on your knees." She does.

He then says, "Take down my zipper." She does.

He then says, "Go ahead... Take it out." With that, she takes it out and takes hold of it with both hands.

The man then says, "Well. Go ahead!"

She brings her mouth closer to it, and while holding it close to her lips she says, "Hello? Mom?"


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Why did the blonde woman have a bruised belly button?




She has a blonde boyfriend! Butta-Bing
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Why aren't there any brunette jokes?
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cause blondes have more fun...
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It was just a thought... Not a blonde I take it?
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