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Old 03-14-2003, 10:09 AM
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A lady walks into a bar and sees a really cute guy sitting at the
counter. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking.

"Magic Beer", he says. She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks
around the bar, but after realizing that there is no one else
worth talking to, goes back to the man sitting at the bar
and says, "That isn't really Magic Beer, is it?"

"Yes, I'll show you." He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out
the window, flies around the building 3 times and comes
back in the window.

The lady can't believe it: "I bet you can't do that again." He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the window, flies around the
building three times, and comes back in the window.

She is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic Beer, so the
guy says to the bartender, "Give her one of what I'm having."

She gets her drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out the
window....plummets 30 stories....breaks every bone in her body............and dies.

The bartender looks up at the guy and says, "You know,
Superman, you're a real a**hole when you're drunk."


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classic lol.
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That good old superman



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