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Old 03-19-2003, 10:48 AM
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A guy walking on the beach down on his luck, his wife is leaving him and taking him for everything he's got. He trip's over a bottle pick's it up, it's a Genie Bottle he says. So he rub's the side and poof out come's the Genie.

She says hello master I will grant you three wishes, but there's a catch for everything you get your ex-wife get's twice as much.

So he says I want one hundred million dollars, poof he get's it.

poof poof his ex get's two hundred mill.

I want a big house up on the bluff, poof he get's it.

poof poof she get's two houses.

So now he's getting pissed, he think's for a second and says,

Beat me half to death.
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Old 03-19-2003, 10:58 AM
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LOL!!!
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Actually if she gets everything twice as good, she would only get beaten 1/4 to death..
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Not twice as good just twice as much.
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oldie but still good
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