Guy sit's down at a bar,on the bar in front of the guy next to him is a 1 foot tall guy playing a piano. He say's man that is great where did you get it, that guy over there with the magic wand is granting wishes he says. So he go's over and ask the guy for a 100 fu<ks, he waves his wand and poof 100 duck's, so he sit's back down at the bar with a confused look on his face, The other guy say's don't feel bad you don't think I asked for a 12 inch pianist did you.