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Old 03-21-2003, 08:25 AM
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What is the Iraqi Air Force motto?
I came, I saw, Iran.

What's the five-day forecast for Baghdad?
Two days.

What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common?
They both have Kurds in their way.

What is the best Iraqi job?
Foreign ambassador.

Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?
You only have to teach them to take off.

How do you play Iraqi bingo?
B-52 ... F-16 ... B-2... C-130... F-15



What is Iraq's national bird?
Duck.

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?
They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!



Why does the Iraqi navy have glass bottom boats?
So they can see their Air Force.
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