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gdfatha 03-26-2003 12:48 PM

OT-Women Drivers
 
Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my
left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour
with her face up next to her rearview mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a couple seconds and when I
looked back she was halfway over
in my lane, still working on that damn makeup!!!
I'm a man, but it scared me so bad, I dropped
my electric shaver, whichknocked the donut out of my other hand. In all
the confusion of trying to
straighten out the car using my knees against
the steering wheel, it knocked
my cell phone away from my ear, which fell into
the coffee between my legs,
splashed and burned "Big Mork and the Twins", ruined the damn
phone, put out my cigarette, and disconnected an important call!!!

DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS.
:D :D

JM94 03-26-2003 12:55 PM

Too funny..
 
LOL:D :D

JM94;)

Shane 03-26-2003 12:57 PM

LMAO!:D :D :D

C_Spray 03-26-2003 01:02 PM

You would have been fine if you'd had the sense to use a hands-free phone.

HiPerf2000 03-26-2003 01:32 PM

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Hey Chuck....you mean a handsfree phone like this:

Audiofn 03-26-2003 01:56 PM

:D:D:D

OldSchool 03-26-2003 02:34 PM

:D :D :D

timucin 03-26-2003 04:32 PM

:):)

Charmed1 03-26-2003 05:45 PM

:D :D :D

H2Xmark 03-26-2003 06:42 PM

:D :D :D :D I give you a grad 4!!!!!:eek:


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