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Old 03-26-2003, 01:48 PM
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Talking OT-Women Drivers

Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my
left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour
with her face up next to her rearview mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a couple seconds and when I
looked back she was halfway over
in my lane, still working on that damn makeup!!!
I'm a man, but it scared me so bad, I dropped
my electric shaver, whichknocked the donut out of my other hand. In all
the confusion of trying to
straighten out the car using my knees against
the steering wheel, it knocked
my cell phone away from my ear, which fell into
the coffee between my legs,
splashed and burned "Big Mork and the Twins", ruined the damn
phone, put out my cigarette, and disconnected an important call!!!

DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS.
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You would have been fine if you'd had the sense to use a hands-free phone.
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Hey Chuck....you mean a handsfree phone like this:
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I give you a grad 4!!!!!
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