ok... I didnt know people where THIS stupid!
 

It seems that my Avatar fits this guy to a T

WOW is all I can say

LMAO!! thats good! wonder if they are useing any of the performance parts from that website posted earlier with the piston return spriings and stuff!! LOL!! :D

Holy ****! I know there are stupid people, but then there are STUPID people...This can't be real???

Hey guys, please help with my mods gone wrong...
User account number (aid): 53045
Posted by Powrd1.8T on 2003-03-19 16:27:03
Hey guys, I've got a 98 1.8T. I've had a k04 and chip for a while and wanted to get more performance. I was recommended to port and polish the intake and exhaust. We found out they used abrasive material to do it like gritty sand. So I got with my friend that tunes Hondas and we decided to try it ourselves. We got a bag of sandblasting sand and hooked up into the intake and started the car. We had to hold the gas so it would run. He wanted to let the engine suck in the sand through the intake so it would port it out and then push it out the ehxaust so it would port the exhaust manifold.
I was worried that it might cause problems but he figured it'd be OK as long as we didn't make boost and it get sucked in the turbo. After running the car and letting it suck in sand we got about half way through a 25 lb bag. The check engine light was on and the engine was bucking and kicking and sounding really weird. We stopped and hooked the car back up normal and took off the sand supply. We tried to start it again and it was really hard. Once started it couldn't idle and kept making weird noises. We took it out and drove it and it started to make scraping and knocking noises.
Help! Can anyone tell me what to do! My buddy only does Hondas so he doesn't know much about Audis.


this guy really did this I found the links to his photos,
unless he made these up too?

http://pictureposter.audiworld.com/users/53045.phtml


next time pay these guys to do it right
www.extrudehone.com

check out here http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...threadid=46243

It's a prank..........laughing my ass of though. Dang funny! :D :D :D :D :D

he should be a close relative of my boat builder.Same ideas.......

:)

Should have used crushed walnut shells instead!!!!!:p

DOH!!!!!

R Addiction
Dont be ridiculous.
Everyone knows walnut shells are to get rid of carbon. If you have a lot of carbon buildup, I would reccomend coconut shells though. Or even whole coconuts if it's really bad!
Gary

That gets a smirk...:D

Re: ok... I didnt know people where THIS stupid!
 

EITHER DID I.... CHECK YOUR TITLE TO YOUR POST BRO, DON'T YOU MEAN WERE NOT WHERE...????:p SERIOUSLY THOUGH SOME FUNNY SHIIIATTT!!!!!!!!!!!:D :p :D

..........And I thought my ex wife
was stupid when she tried to add
engine oil throught the dipstick tube :D :D :D

Re: Re: ok... I didnt know people where THIS stupid!
 

<shrug> whateva! you know what I mean... :drool:

Did and of you see that Mustang SVT mechanic brag about taking a customers car up to 140 w/o telling them? Ill post the link when I get home.

Come on now.....a moosewang going 140!!!!!????? :p

Yeah, I find that a stretch unless it was the SVT Cobra R. That thing is a pretty tight Mushtang.

I do know two brothers who tried to port their 2 stroke GP1200R Yamaha PWC with a Dremmel tool several years ago. It was one of the funniest things I ever saw when the block was at the GLR (Gary Lamb Racing) shop afterward, and they begged him to 'fix it'. The pieces taken out were so choppy it looked like they did it with a sawsall. :D :D :D

Believe it or not, he did actually get that thing running.