Who said it ever leaves.

I say a silent prayer whenever I see someone that size....

"Please Don't Die in Bonner Springs, Kansas!"

Brad Harrington
Funeral Director
Bonner Springs, KS.

I thought I told you to put that Manatee back where you found it!!!!
And take that wig off it's head, will 'ya.


That is one sick picture.

Woof..Woof

Come here Richard and I'll show you some 'sweatin to the oldies'

Roll it in flour and go for the wet spot!

You take her to dinner, and the waiter asks you if you want a menu, and you say "No, I need a f**king estimate".

Sadly just seconds after the picture was taken both front leg's broke and they were unable to roll her over before she suffocated.

Brad, what the heck would they put her in ?? for real ??

and would she need TWO plots ??

Being a mortition is a bad enough occupation, I can't imagine someone like her comming in...

Looks like those virgins waiting for the terrorist "martyrs" are a little over-rated.....