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Old 04-03-2003, 08:04 AM
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Defense Attorney: What is your age?
Little old Woman: I am 86 years old.
Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to
you?
Little old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front
porch on a warm spring evening,
when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down
beside me.
Defense Attorney: Did you know him?
Little old Woman: No, but he sure was friendly. Defense Attorney: What
happened after he sat down? Little old Woman: He started to rub my
thigh. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?
Little old Woman: No, I didn't stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little old Woman: It felt good.
Nobody had done that since my Abner passed away some 30 years ago.
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little old Woman: He began to rub my breasts. Defense Attorney: Did you
stop him then? Little old Woman: No, I did not stop him. Defense
Attorney: Why not?
Little old Woman: Why, Your Honor,
his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited.
I haven't felt that good in years!
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little old Woman: Well, I was feeling so spicy
that I just laid down and said to him..."Take me .young man...Take
me!"
Defense Attorney: Did he take you?
Little old Woman: Hell, no. He just yelled, "April Fool!" And that's
when I shot the little bastard
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