Clay Washington

A man walks into a psychologist's office to take a personality test, sort of like those ink blot ones.

The psychologist hands him a piece of paper w/ a square on it & askes him what he sees. The man says "I see a room full of naked women!" The psychologist is somewhat surprised by his answer & hands him another piece of paper with a circle on it & askes him what he sees. The man says "I see a room full of naked women!" The psychologist, even more curious hands him a third piece of paper with a triangle on it. The man says "I see a room full of naked women!"

The psychologist doesn't know what to make of it, and tells him he's displaying some sort of anti-social, Freudian behavior, and the man says, "Don't go accusing ME of being some sort of pervert. YOU'RE the one drawing all the dirty pictures!"

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Keith

This same guy is now shown an apple, and he says "I see a woman's breast". Doctor then shows him a grapefruit and he says "I still see a woman's breast. Doctor whips out a windshield wiper blade, and the guy says "now I see a pair of breasts".

The Doctor completely understands how this guy could see a woman's breast with the fruits he produced, but he's completely baffled how this guy can see a pair of breasts when shown a windshield wiper blade. So he asks the guy how he arrived at this vision?

The guy simply starts tilting his head side to side and makes a kissing noise back and forth, the same sound made by windshield wipers during a rain storm.

(much better joke told in person, with emphasis on the kissing sound effect and head bobbing left/right kissing each imaginary breast).

Sea Ya

The square was a house. The circle was an igloo. The triangle was a teepee. Now you can tell it right next time.

R Addiction

Good One......still!!!!

CAP071

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