They took my Excursion!
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Location: Grand Haven, MI USA
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Hey BackforMore, that looks nice. Do you really need the 4x4 on the side? You could just drive over them so they can see the T Case and front diffy. I have an 03 PSD X and I tried to buy Norts goodies but it is a lease and it has to go back that way. My wife is not ready for the lift so I need to wait. New rims and tires are the first thing. I installed cab lights last weekend and the stereo went in last week.
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I think now that Ford is discontinuing the line, they are starting to pick them up off the road one at a time, admitting failure.
So when do you get the Suburban, Nort?
So when do you get the Suburban, Nort?
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From the home office in Grand Rapids, Michigan:
Ten best reasons Nort’s Excursion is being towed
10. Nort is actually locked inside the vehicle and this is an emergency rescue
9. Nort’s on his cell phone inside and asking “ Hey dude, how much X dimension do you run?”
8. Nort’s girlfriend is inside vehicle and he doesn’t have the guts to call her up and dump her
7. Nort always makes fun of us Midwesterners and the tow truck driver has a Bayliner on LOTO
6. Nort’s co-workers wanted to play a practical joke and he still doesn’t know it’s at home in his garage
5. Nort lost his “Poodle Diary” under the seat
4. Nort got caught with someone’s girlfriend in the back and he needs to have it painted black
3. Nort’s filed Chapter 11 because he wants to win the Key West Hemingway contest
2. Nort’s “Best of Cher” CD is jammed in the CD Player.
And the number one reason Nort's Excursion is being towed..
1. Nort’s lost his roach clip under the seat and the LA Narcs are after him
10. Nort is actually locked inside the vehicle and this is an emergency rescue
9. Nort’s on his cell phone inside and asking “ Hey dude, how much X dimension do you run?”
8. Nort’s girlfriend is inside vehicle and he doesn’t have the guts to call her up and dump her
7. Nort always makes fun of us Midwesterners and the tow truck driver has a Bayliner on LOTO
6. Nort’s co-workers wanted to play a practical joke and he still doesn’t know it’s at home in his garage
5. Nort lost his “Poodle Diary” under the seat
4. Nort got caught with someone’s girlfriend in the back and he needs to have it painted black
3. Nort’s filed Chapter 11 because he wants to win the Key West Hemingway contest
2. Nort’s “Best of Cher” CD is jammed in the CD Player.
And the number one reason Nort's Excursion is being towed..
1. Nort’s lost his roach clip under the seat and the LA Narcs are after him